Butt-head: Check it out, he's got a face painted on his stomach.
Beavis: If I was in them, I'd paint a butt on my stomach. And then my bellybutton would be the butthole.
Butt-head: Yeah, but you could just, like, you know, show your real butt, and it would be faster and, like, more realistic. Dumbass.
Beavis: No, no. I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I'd paint the butt on my stomach, see...
Butt-head: Beavis, you're going to have about four buttholes if you don't shut up.
Beavis: It's not my fault if you don't understand, Butt-head! Dumbass!
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