Butt-head: Remember when they set that grief counselor to talk to us right after, uh... whatever his name was died?
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah. He was cool. He let us call him Rick.
Butt-head: Yeah, he like turned his chair backwards and rolled up his sleeves.
Beavis: You know, he invited me over to his apartment for spaghetti too.
Butt-head: Uh, that's kinda weird. You didn't go, did you?
Beavis: Um, I don't really remember. Last thing I remember, I got into his van, and um, he gave me some lemonade, and then the next thing I remember, I woke up under a bridge.
Butt-head: Uh... are you just making this up? You never told me about this.
Beavis: See, that's exactly what Rick said would happen if I ever told anybody. He would say I made it up, see?
Butt-head: Uh...
Beavis: He's a smart guy, that Rick.
Butt-head: Uh... okay, Beavis.
Beavis: You know, I think he can see into the future too because he also told me that my butt might hurt for a couple of days. And it did. You see that? Amazing.
Deconstruction, L.A. Song

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