Alice: I can't go to school 'cause I ain't got a gun.
Butt-head: Preach on, brother Cooper.
Beavis: Mmhmm, I know that's right.
Alice: I ain't got a gun 'cause I ain't got a job.
Beavis: Mmmhmm, I heard that.
Alice: I ain't got a job 'cause I can't go to school
Butt-head: That sucks.
Alice: So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job. And a house, with cable.
Butt-head: He doesn't get cable?
Beavis: What a dumbass. If you don't have cable, you might as well, um...go to school or something.
Butt-head: He can't go to school, remember? He doesn't have a job or a girl or a car or cable.
Beavis: He doesn't have cable? No way. I thought all rock stars had cable and stuff.
Corrosion of Conformity, Clean My Wounds

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