Butt-head: I'm getting sick and tired of these videos where there's like, college dudes, and they're all in the water and you know, being all smartass...
Beavis: Yeah yeah, really.
Butt-head: Uh...maybe we should turn the TV off.
Beavis: Okay, yeah! Let's turn it off. Okay. [Butt-head turns the TV off; the two sigh in relaxation] Um...hmm...so um...how's it going?
Butt-head: Uh...pretty good.
Beavis: So um...so uh...so what did you do today?
Butt-head: Uh...I've been sitting here all day, Beavis.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Butt-head: Uh...oh boy.
Beavis: Ahh! Okay. So um...you been getting any?
Butt-head: Uh...no.
Beavis: So um...what's on TV?
Butt-head: Uh...I don't know, let's see.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! That's a good idea! [The video comes back on] Oh, cool! A video! Ahh, this is great.
Coolio, Gangsta's Paradise

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