Beavis: Check it out, Butt-head, a whore!
Butt-head: Uh...what makes you think that's a whore, Beavis?
Beavis: I was just, you know, I was just pretending, I guess. I don't know.
Butt-head: Uh...well, if you're gonna do that, why not just pretend, you know, you're doing it with her?
Beavis: Oh, well I was gonna do that. See, I was gonna pretend she was a whore, and then I was gonna pretend I had some money, and then I was gonna pretend I was doing her, see? That's how it works, see? That's what you call a fantasy, bungwipe.

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