Beavis: Whoa, check it out, Butt-head! How did that dude get all those chicks?
Butt-head: 'Cause, dumbass, his name is Schlong.
Beavis: Oh yeah! Cheech & Schlong. I forgot about that. You know what? Cheech should change his name to Buttcheeks, and then it's like, Buttcheeks & Schlong.
Butt-head: Uh...I don't think you'd get chicks with a name like Buttcheeks, Beavis.
Beavis: Um...oh. That was my nickname when I was a kid--Buttcheeks.
Butt-head: Uh...oh yeah.
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