Beavis: Hey Butt-head, did you see it when Bonaduce fought Donny Osmond?
Butt-head: Uh... that was on Pay-per-view, Beavis. We don't get that.
Beavis: Yeah, but I saw like, highlights from it later. It was cool. Did you see when Bonaduce fought Geraldo?
Butt-head: Oh yeah! Was that when he like, threw a chair at him and broke his nose?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah yeah!
Butt-head: That would be cool like, if Mrs. Partridge kicked Geraldo's ass.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! And the winner gets to face Bonaduce in the finals.
Butt-head: That would be cool if like, the whole Partridge family kicked Geraldo's ass.
Beavis: Oh yeah! And then like, Tracy could kick him in the nads.
Butt-head: Yeah. She could stick her tambourine up his butt.
Beavis: Or like, Chris could stick a drumstick up his butt.
Butt-head: And then Geraldo would be saying, 'That's no fair, there's two Chris's!'
Beavis: Yeah. [Imitating Michael Buffer] ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?!
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