Beavis: Whoa, what are they doing to that guy?
Butt-head: Uhh...maybe they're welding his buttcheeks shut.
Beavis: Um, heh...why would they do that?
Butt-head: Uh...I dunno, I think it would be cool to have a butt without a crack. It's like, instead of having two buttcheeks, you just have one. That would rule.
Beavis: So like, um, how would you take a dump?
Butt-head: Uhh, it's like, you wouldn't have to take a dump anymore. Because like, you know, you'd only have one butt.
Beavis: Really? But, I dunno, I'd kinda miss it.
Butt-head: Uhh...maybe they're welding his buttcheeks shut.
Beavis: Um, heh...why would they do that?
Butt-head: Uh...I dunno, I think it would be cool to have a butt without a crack. It's like, instead of having two buttcheeks, you just have one. That would rule.
Beavis: So like, um, how would you take a dump?
Butt-head: Uhh, it's like, you wouldn't have to take a dump anymore. Because like, you know, you'd only have one butt.
Beavis: Really? But, I dunno, I'd kinda miss it.
Beavis : Whoa, what are they doing to that guy?
Butt-head : Uhh...maybe they're welding his buttcheeks shut.
Beavis : Um, heh...why would they do that?
Butt-head : Uh...I dunno, I think it would be cool to have a butt without a crack. It's like, instead of having two buttcheeks, you just have one. That would rule.
Beavis : So like, um, how would you take a dump?
Butt-head : Uhh, it's like, you wouldn't have to take a dump anymore. Because like, you know, you'd only have one butt.
Beavis : Really? But, I dunno, I'd kinda miss it.
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