Butt-head: Hey Beavis, if turds could talk, what would they say?
Beavis: They'd say: "I don't like being a turd! Being a turd sucks!" It's like, you gotta, like, try to swim in the toilet, and then you like, get flushed down, and then you, go through the pipes, and then you go out to the ocean! And then there's like, sharks and stuff!
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis! Turds don't drown. They float!
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah!

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