Butt-head: This is what happens when, like, old people try to rap.
Beavis: Hey, didn't this guy, like, already do this song before?
Butt-head: Oh yeah. But he has long hair now.
Beavis: You mean, like, every time you grow your hair long, you have to do all your songs over again?
Butt-head: No. That's not what I said. [raps] And you may ask yourself!
Beavis: And you may spank yourself!
Butt-head: And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile!
Beavis: And you may find yourself, in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife! And you may ask her, "Where's the bathroom at?"

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