Beavis: Whoa, is this supposed to be a dream?
Butt-head: Uhh...no, this dude really lives like this.
Beavis: Whoa, that's cool.
Butt-head: It's like, if you were scoring with two chicks at the same time in real life, what would you dream about? Cause all I dream about now is scoring.
Beavis: Well, if I was scoring with two chicks at the same time in real life, then I would dream about scoring with three chicks. And if I was scoring with three chicks, I'd dream about scoring with, um...FOUR! Four chicks!
Butt-head: And then if I had five chicks at the same time, I'd just put my face in all their buttcheeks and go blblblblblb.
[a shot of a woman's butt in tight pants is shown]

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