Butt-head: [After Julie pulls a switchblade on a girl] Whoa! Check it out, she's got a boner switchblade.
Beavis: Cool! [Girl who got threatened backs against a wall] I'll save you baby, I'll save you! As long as you do it with me. It's like one of those movies where they're kicking ass at a restaurant and a guy says "Your crab style very good, but it no match for my crane style!"
Butt-head: Yeah, except this is a beer commercial.
Beavis: Oh yeah.

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