Beavis: How come chicks like this dude so much?
Butt-head: There's some snakes and bombs in this. Maybe he has a bomb in his pants!
Beavis: Well, you know, um, you have a BM in your pants. So like, maybe you could, like, y'know, go up to a chick and say, uh, "Yeah, I have a bi-em in my pants".
Butt-head: Beavis, I was just kidding. I didn't poop in my pants. Dumbass.
Michael Bolton, How Am I Supposed to Live Without You

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