Beavis: Whoa, that guy's touching his wiener!!!
Butt-head: So? You are too!
Beavis: Yeah! Oh, oh yeah! But that's different.
Butt-head: What's different about it?
Beavis: Um, it's a different wiener!
Butt-head: Yeah, it's probably bigger too.

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