Beavis: You know, um, I dove off the high dive once. Remember? That was cool.
Butt-head: Uh, you didn't dive, Beavis, you fell off. You were trying to run back to the ladder and you slipped.
Beavis: No, no way!
Butt-head: You were flailing around in the water. And then that dude with the hairy chest came and saved you.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! At least I fell off it! I didn't even see you climb up!
Butt-head: Yeah I did! After they took you off in the ambulance, I was like, doing a bunch of swan dives. It was cool! And then I scored.
Beavis: Whoa, really? You're cool, Butt-head!
Butt-head: Yeah. It was cool!
Björk, Army of Me

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