Beavis: Um, heh, is this football?
Butt-head: Uhhh, no I think this is that, uh, shampoo commercial.
Beavis: No it's not! Y'know what this is? This is Telemundo! [gibbers in Spanish]
Butt-head: How come you always watch Telemundo, Beavis?
Beavis: Um, because they have all these fine chicks, with big boobs, and like, really tight dresses.
Butt-head: Oh yeah. It seems like they always have some big, fat host on Telemundo, who's like, all dorky looking. And then like, all the chicks are really good looking.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, that guy's cool!
Butt-head: Yeah, he always walks up to the chicks with his microphone and goes: "Aprenda, [Spanish gibberish]."
Beavis: Oh yeah. I bet he scores constantly!

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