Beavis: This sucks. I hate taking showers.
Butt-head: Yeah, I don't want some naked dudes standing with a schlong right next to me.
Beavis: Yeah, really! I don't want some naked dude standing next to me with his schlong slinging around saying 'Hey good game man.'
Butt-head: And you better not look at me, fart-knocker, or I'll kick your ass.
Beavis: You look at me, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Guy: Hey Beavis and Butt-Head, are you guys gonna finally take a shower?
Butt-head: Uhhh... ummm... hey dude.
Guy: I've never seen you guys take a shower before.
Butt-head: Uhhh... Yeah.
Guy: How come you guys never take a shower?
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, it's all clear.
Guy: Hey Beavis, can you help me with this?
[Beavis Screams]

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