Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. We're in a hole.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. Hole. [Beavis hits a pipe with his shovel] Hey, Butt-head! Butt-head! I just like, felt something.
Butt-head:[thinking he meant a boner] Uh...okay.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. Wait, no, no. I mean, I felt something, like, with my shovel. Come here, check it out. [He bangs on the pipe with his shovel, and makes a hole in it. Sewage starts coming out] It's oil! It's oil, Butt-head! We've struck oil! It's oil!
Butt-head: Cool! A bubbling crude.
Beavis: Yeah. Oil, that is.
Butt-head: Black gold.
Beavis: Texas tea.
Butt-head:[smelling it] Ugh! Oil smells like turds.
Beavis: Yeah. I bet that's why it's so expensive.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. Hole. [Beavis hits a pipe with his shovel] Hey, Butt-head! Butt-head! I just like, felt something.
Butt-head:[thinking he meant a boner] Uh...okay.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. Wait, no, no. I mean, I felt something, like, with my shovel. Come here, check it out. [He bangs on the pipe with his shovel, and makes a hole in it. Sewage starts coming out] It's oil! It's oil, Butt-head! We've struck oil! It's oil!
Butt-head: Cool! A bubbling crude.
Beavis: Yeah. Oil, that is.
Butt-head: Black gold.
Beavis: Texas tea.
Butt-head:[smelling it] Ugh! Oil smells like turds.
Beavis: Yeah. I bet that's why it's so expensive.
Butt-head : Hey, Beavis. We're in a hole.
Beavis : Oh, yeah. Hole. [Beavis hits a pipe with his shovel] Hey, Butt-head! Butt-head! I just like, felt something.
Butt-head : [thinking he meant a boner] Uh...okay.
Beavis : Oh, yeah. Wait, no, no. I mean, I felt something, like, with my shovel. Come here, check it out. [He bangs on the pipe with his shovel, and makes a hole in it. Sewage starts coming out] It's oil! It's oil, Butt-head! We've struck oil! It's oil!
Butt-head : Cool! A bubbling crude.
Beavis : Yeah. Oil, that is.
Butt-head : Black gold.
Beavis : Texas tea.
Butt-head : [smelling it] Ugh! Oil smells like turds.
Beavis : Yeah. I bet that's why it's so expensive.
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