911 Operator: Is there an emergency, sir?
Beavis: Butt-head's like, choking. Heh heh, on chicken.
911 Operator: Have you performed the Heimlich?
Beavis: Uhm, is this like, one of those 976 numbers? Heh, what are you wearing?
911 Operator: I repeat, have you heimliched the victim?
Beavis: Have I licked his rectum? Heh, No way! But uh, one time me and Butt-head were playing truth or dare, and uh...
911 Operator: Sir, please. If you want to save your friend's life, you need to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.
Beavis: [looks down at Butt-head's butt] Uhm...heh, he's not really my friend.
Beavis: Butt-head's like, choking. Heh heh, on chicken.
911 Operator: Have you performed the Heimlich?
Beavis: Uhm, is this like, one of those 976 numbers? Heh, what are you wearing?
911 Operator: I repeat, have you heimliched the victim?
Beavis: Have I licked his rectum? Heh, No way! But uh, one time me and Butt-head were playing truth or dare, and uh...
911 Operator: Sir, please. If you want to save your friend's life, you need to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.
Beavis: [looks down at Butt-head's butt] Uhm...heh, he's not really my friend.
911 Operator : Is there an emergency, sir?
Beavis : Butt-head's like, choking. Heh heh, on chicken.
911 Operator : Have you performed the Heimlich?
Beavis : Uhm, is this like, one of those 976 numbers? Heh, what are you wearing?
911 Operator : I repeat, have you heimliched the victim?
Beavis : Have I licked his rectum? Heh, No way! But uh, one time me and Butt-head were playing truth or dare, and uh...
911 Operator : Sir, please. If you want to save your friend's life, you need to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.
Beavis : [looks down at Butt-head's butt] Uhm...heh, he's not really my friend.
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