Beavis: I got the last grape! [takes the last grape sucker]
Butt-head: No way, Beavis! I saw it first!
Beavis: [Spits on the sucker] My germs!
Butt-head: [slaps Beavis, causing him to scream] No way! [gets kicked in the groin, followed by the head] Uuh! [gets tackled by Beavis] Aah!
Beavis: [continues screaming] Butthole!
Beavis: [while they're on the couch, in a somewhat suggestive position] No way! Come on, Butt-head! I always get the grape!
Butt-head: It's not gonna taste like grape, when it's up your butt!

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