Arrested Development quotes
177 total quotesGeorge Sr.: What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. I have to prepare for the Sabbath.
Michael: It's Tuesday.
George Sr.: Shh...
Michael: It's Tuesday.
George Sr.: Shh...
George: No, no, look, you were ... you were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just... a turd.
Gob: [about the Hot Cops] These guys are pros, Michael. They're gonna push the tension 'til the last possible moment before they strip.
Michael: They're not going to strip, are they?
Gob: I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in.
Michael: They're not going to strip, are they?
Gob: I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in.
Gob: [to Michael] Tell you what. You may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. I'll give you that.
Gob: And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord."
Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.
Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.
GOB: Are those police boats? [house band does a rimshot, as if GOB was joking] No, seriously, I think those are police boats.
George Sr.: That's the Securities and Exchange Commission.
Buster: They have boats?
George Sr.: That's the Securities and Exchange Commission.
Buster: They have boats?
Gob: I [bleep]ed Kitty!
Michael: Gob! I just wanted you to get the information.
Gob: I got the information.
Michael: You did, huh? About the international accounts?
Gob: Oh, I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information.
Michael: Gob! I just wanted you to get the information.
Gob: I got the information.
Michael: You did, huh? About the international accounts?
Gob: Oh, I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information.
Gob: I just had a major night. With a major blonde. Who just majored in Marine Biology, if you know what I mean.
Michael: I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means.
Michael: I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means.
Gob: I should be in charge. I'm the older brother.
Michael: Do you even want to be in charge?
Gob: No... but I'd like to be asked!
Michael: Do you even want to be in charge?
Gob: No... but I'd like to be asked!
Gob: I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. It's like so far it's been all chain and no ball.
GOB: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. [GOB notices children in earshot] ...Or candy!
Gob: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away... but I won't be happy.
Michael: It's personal.
Michael: It's personal.
Gob: Oh, I see. She wants to talk to you. For some reason women feel safe around you. Maybe it's because you've only had sex four times.
Michael: Not four times, four women! And they talk to me because I talk to them!
Michael: Not four times, four women! And they talk to me because I talk to them!
Gob: Take off your glasses. Oh... wait, wait. Let down your hair. No: glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up.
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
Gob: Yes, yes, please.
Kitty: How's that? Is that better?
Gob: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
Gob: Yes, yes, please.
Kitty: How's that? Is that better?
Gob: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.