Stan: Pen-gun, mightier than the sword.
Stan: [holding sword, blade folds to reveal a barrel] Sword-gun, mightier than the pen-gun.
Stan: [holding sword, blade folds to reveal a barrel] Sword-gun, mightier than the pen-gun.
Stan : Pen-gun, mightier than the sword.
Stan : [holding sword, blade folds to reveal a barrel] Sword-gun, mightier than the pen-gun.
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