It's great if you're from Mars, but not if you're from Venus.
If you want to drive a car, you'd better have a penis.
So if you've got a vagina...
Man: Ohhh!
A vulva..
Man: Eeee!
A clitoris...
Man: What is a clitoris?
And a labia...
You see where I'm going with this.
Stay the hell away from Saudi Arabia!

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