Stan: These wigs are fashioned after the most revered Republican first ladies of our time. [pointing out the various wigs] The Barbara Bush, the Nancy Reagan, the Maria Shriver.... [looks directly at the audience] Stay tuned.
Hayley: Those are terrible!
Stan: Hey, girls your age have to go through chemo to get a wig this nice!

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