American Dad! quotes

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Reginald Koala (as he's getting arrested): They got me ya'll! WATCH MY BOAT!

Repo Man: Here to repo the cars.
Steve: You can't do that. We're about to become men.
Repo Man: Well you may have planned on becoming men through sexual conquest, but perhaps an equally valid preparation for adulthood would be a night filled with disappointment and compromise.

Ricky The Raptor: Hi kids, I'm Ricky The Raptor here to tell you about the Rapture.

Roger Smith: By the way, Hayley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles, Hayley, oh my God, these Chocodiles!

Roger Smith: Holy Toledo, you killed your son's dog! And don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing because that's a giant load of crap!

Roger: Oh, and uh, what happens in Saudi Arabia, stays in Saudi Arabia. Ok, seriously.

Roger (to himself): Okay, Steve. Let's see how special you're gonna feel when some crack-whore throws you off her front porch!

Roger (after Stan tells his 'three rings of marriage' joke): That's not a good joke because it's not racist.

Roger (noticing that Steve has a bloody hole where his ear used to be): Steve... before the game, how many ears did you have?

Roger [after Klaus reveals Roger's secret to producing more milk]: Why, Klaus? Why?!
Klaus: Ja. Still German.

Roger: *Gasp* I dropped my meatball in the pool

Roger: (picking up a wig) : Thank God this one survived. I can still go to cowboy weddings.

Roger: [after being thought dead and being thrown in a dumpster] Can't a guy go into a stress induced hibernation without getting thrown in the trash?

Roger: [after dressing up as a woman in revealing clothing in an attempt to win a sexual harrasment settlement and strutting through the office with 2 Live Crew's Me So Horny playing] Huh, Probably shouldn't have farted before I started the walk.

Roger: [after escaping from a burning barn] Ah, you know what I meant to ask you? How did we get out of there?
Stan: I think we did some sweet maneuvers from that movie Backdraft.
Roger: I never saw Backdraft.
Stan: Me either.