Mary: (referring to kissing) The point is, I don't know where my hands go or his hands or my face or his face or his lips or my lips, and I don't want it to be awkward, couldn't you just show me so I have some experience.
Matt: Don't kiss me.
Mary: Would you stop, I'm not gonna kiss you. Ok, so do I touch his face with my hands. (Mary moves her hand toward his face)
Matt: No, look if anybody touches face, he touches your face or maybe he doesn't, I don't know.
Mary: (starts moving toward a kiss) So I close my eyes and... (Eric sees Mary trying to kiss Matt)
Matt: Oh Dad, this isn't what it looks like.
Eric: That's a relief.
Matt: Don't kiss me.
Mary: Would you stop, I'm not gonna kiss you. Ok, so do I touch his face with my hands. (Mary moves her hand toward his face)
Matt: No, look if anybody touches face, he touches your face or maybe he doesn't, I don't know.
Mary: (starts moving toward a kiss) So I close my eyes and... (Eric sees Mary trying to kiss Matt)
Matt: Oh Dad, this isn't what it looks like.
Eric: That's a relief.
Mary : (referring to kissing) The point is, I don't know where my hands go or his hands or my face or his face or his lips or my lips, and I don't want it to be awkward, couldn't you just show me so I have some experience.
Matt : Don't kiss me.
Mary : Would you stop, I'm not gonna kiss you. Ok, so do I touch his face with my hands. (Mary moves her hand toward his face)
Matt : No, look if anybody touches face, he touches your face or maybe he doesn't, I don't know.
Mary : (starts moving toward a kiss) So I close my eyes and... (Eric sees Mary trying to kiss Matt)
Matt : Oh Dad, this isn't what it looks like.
Eric : That's a relief.
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