10 Things I Hate About You quotes

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Season 1
 



Walter: So, what's distracting you from setting the table?
Kat: I'm turning my giant carbon footprint into a cute little baby foot - by converting my car into a biodiesel.
Walter: Huh, by yourself?
Kat: You think a woman can't do it?
Walter: Sure she can if she's a mechanic. You do realize that this is your only car and if you destroy it I'm not getting you another one.
Kat: Relax, Dad, I printed a comprehensive instruction manual off the Internet. It got nine out of ten stars.

Walter: The fire is out, the house is safe and no babies were born in the gym. We may all return to our lives. (he gestures to his daughters) come here, come here. Life is great (he kisses Bianca's forehead and puts an arm around each of them)
Kat: Are you drunk?
Walter: Only on life, my darling. And five hundred dollars worth of wine.
Kat: I'm driving.

Walter: What's wrong with being popular? I loved it. I loved being captain of the football team... president of the Student Council. Any girl I wanted.
Kat: Dad, that was Uncle Jimmy.
Walter: So, it was.
(Kat confronting Chastity in the locker room)

Walter: Why don't you wear that nice one you wore to last year's school play?
Bianca: It was my costume. I was playing Helen Keller.
Walter: It was very flattering. Even she could see that.

Joey': (holding a newspaper) Good news, baby. The war in Azerbijackistan is over.
Chastity: (to Bianca) Okay, his behavior's becoming so erratic. He's like my grandma before we put her on meds.

Kat': Either live with the guilt or tell Chastity.
Bianca': I would, but I prefer to keep my intestines inside my body.