10 Things I Hate About You quotes
111 total quotesPatrick: Good thing I'm not really a vampire.
(Patrick walks over and checks out her music collection, while Kat hurriedly puts on more clothes over her PJs)
(Patrick walks over and checks out her music collection, while Kat hurriedly puts on more clothes over her PJs)
Patrick: I think I finally figured you out. Drop trash on me, drag we in a detention, steal my backpack; you're obsessed with me.
Kat: Hmm. What can I say? We and me in this sexy vests, picking up trash, this sweet scent of garbage in the air... Welcome to my dream date.
Kat: Hmm. What can I say? We and me in this sexy vests, picking up trash, this sweet scent of garbage in the air... Welcome to my dream date.
Patrick: Vinyl? How old school.
Kat: I keep it real.
Patrick: I've never seen this beatles album.
Kat: It was only released in the UK. Those were my mom's she was a real purist.
Patrick: She sounds cool.
Kat: She was. So again, what is with the breaking and entering?
Patrick: (spins and around and steps closer to Kat) I had something I wanted to tell you.
(Kat's bedroom door opens and Bianca walks in dressed in Pjs with rollers in her hair)
Kat: I keep it real.
Patrick: I've never seen this beatles album.
Kat: It was only released in the UK. Those were my mom's she was a real purist.
Patrick: She sounds cool.
Kat: She was. So again, what is with the breaking and entering?
Patrick: (spins and around and steps closer to Kat) I had something I wanted to tell you.
(Kat's bedroom door opens and Bianca walks in dressed in Pjs with rollers in her hair)
Walter Stratford: Bianca, calm down. I'll take you to the party... and I'll just wait for you in the car outside.
Bianca: Sure, Dad, why don't you carry me in a BabyBjörn?
Bianca: Sure, Dad, why don't you carry me in a BabyBjörn?
Walter: (As punishment) You're painting the living room tomorrow. Just in case you don't get into college, you'll have a skill to make a living.
Walter: (Noting that Bianca's date obviously didn't go well) Please tell me what Joey did to you.
Bianca: Can you just leave me in peace with my ice cream and Sex in the City marathon, please.
Walter: Did he try to have sex in your city?
Bianca: Ugh! I don't want to talk about it right now, dad. Why didn't they make you with an "off" switch.
Bianca: Can you just leave me in peace with my ice cream and Sex in the City marathon, please.
Walter: Did he try to have sex in your city?
Bianca: Ugh! I don't want to talk about it right now, dad. Why didn't they make you with an "off" switch.
Walter: (showing images from laptop) This is the baby crowning. Ooh, this is what placenta looks like. Here is the father cutting the cord. Of course, that's only symbolic because he's responsible for that baby for the rest of his life.
Patrick: Got it. Sex makes babies.
Patrick: Got it. Sex makes babies.
Walter: (to Kat) I was just showing your friend with the disturbingly deep voice who looks much older than 17 what could happen if he's not careful. (firmly grips Patrick by his shoulder) And by careful, I don't mean use a condom. I mean, keep it in your pants.
Walter: I don't get this, Kat. You always wanted to go to an Ivy League school.
Kat: They'll appreciate my social conscience.
Walter: No. They'll label you a problem student. You know how competitive it is. They'll look for some reason to reject you. It's like enlisting in the army and writing down, 'Oh, by the way, I'm gay.'
Kat: They'll appreciate my social conscience.
Walter: No. They'll label you a problem student. You know how competitive it is. They'll look for some reason to reject you. It's like enlisting in the army and writing down, 'Oh, by the way, I'm gay.'
Walter: Kat, I'm sure somewhere on the Internet, there's a manual on how to deliver a baby. But it doesn't mean you know your way around a uterus.
Kat: Why can't my dad just be an accountant?
Kat: Why can't my dad just be an accountant?
Walter: Oh, my God! Do you mean to tell me the students have to leave their Uzis and heroin at home?
Kat: Dad, this isn't a joke.
Walter: How about knives and crack?
(after Cameron agreed to become friends again with Bianca)
Kat: Dad, this isn't a joke.
Walter: How about knives and crack?
(after Cameron agreed to become friends again with Bianca)
Walter: Oh. Hi, honey. How was your day? Did you invite the man-boy to-
Kat: (about Patrick) He's not coming to dinner. He didn't want to summit to the inquisition. Are you happy now?
Walter: Of course I'm not happy. Kat, if this boy really liked you, he'd make the effort.
Kat: Thank you for saying that out loud, dad. That really makes me feel so much better
Kat: (about Patrick) He's not coming to dinner. He didn't want to summit to the inquisition. Are you happy now?
Walter: Of course I'm not happy. Kat, if this boy really liked you, he'd make the effort.
Kat: Thank you for saying that out loud, dad. That really makes me feel so much better
Walter: So let me get this straight, you're going to punish my daughter for trying to get a good grade?
Principal Holland: Well, I'm sure as hell not going to reward her for breaching out costly yet apparently crap security system. �� Kat's in my office more often than that boy who randomly bites peoples necks ... damn this vampire craze.
Principal Holland: Well, I'm sure as hell not going to reward her for breaching out costly yet apparently crap security system. �� Kat's in my office more often than that boy who randomly bites peoples necks ... damn this vampire craze.