Xena: Warrior Princess quotes

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Xena: The only reason why people like Eli exist is because people like us defend them when they won't defend themselves.
Gabrielle: (Angrily) So Ares is right? The whole future is shaped by warriors? (Walks away)

Xena: Things didn't work out with Hope quite the way you expected.
Callisto: No. Actually, the sight of her and Ares rolling around like weasels made me sick.

Xena: This love stuff is a real pain.

Xena: This new power that she has, the one that makes you relieve your past, its a thoughie.

Xena: Toris...
Toris: How do you put up with that girl?
Xena: Why? She knows more about wisdom and justice than you'll ever know.

Xena: Trust me, you don't want to make me angry.
Clairon: Oh, on the contrary. I'm looking forward to it.
Xena: Okay. Are we having fun yet? Oops. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Xena: Wake me when you get to the urgent part!

Xena: We need to talk.
Autolycus: Talk is cheap; I have an expensive ear.

Xena: We're going to be together now, Eve. You and me and your brother, forever and ever ... you hear that Solan? Forever.

Xena: Well we better get some rest, today is going to be a very busy day tomorrow... little joke.

Xena: What are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait for me at the cave.
Gabrielle: I did and then this rock told me I had to come find you.
Xena: The rock spoke to you?
Gabrielle: Well, yeah, I mean his voice was a little gravely but I understood...

Xena: What are you saying?! You can't have killed her, you weren't even here.
Gabrielle: I know, but if it wasn't the knife, it had to have been me. You see, I ran into Raveneka two days ago. I heard she was hot on your trail so I decided to slow her down a bit. I thought I could get here first and warn you. So, I put Joxer's gravy recipe in her water bag.
Xena: That's inhuman!

Xena: What do you think you're doing? Concubine?
Autolycus: Oh, come on. Do you really think those people would believe someone like Lord Sintares would have someone like you without, well, having someone like you?
Xena: Just you watch it.

Xena: What's the matter, you having trouble getting inside my head right now? Let me help you. You killed Borias, the man who could have changed everything for me if only I had let him. You killed the father of my child and if he had lived then maybe my son would ... you getting inside my head now?

Xena: What's this?
Gabrielle: I'm an Amazon princess?
Xena: Great.