Najara: Would you like to join our mission?
Xena: What's your mission.
Najara: To fight Evil wherever we find it.
Xena: Can you be a little more specific?

Nogalin: You've done this before.
Gabrielle: A couple of times.
Nogalin: I've never been in a war. I've only wondered what it's like. When I think of Phlanagus out there fighting ... sometimes the thoughts are too much to bear.
Gabrielle: I know what you mean.
Nogalin: I could tell that he hated it. He wrote to me telling there was no glory, no honor, just a monster that needed to be fed. And now, I finally have him back ... and the monster's followed him home.

Oteri: The Berzerker!
Xena: [incredously] That's the Berzerker? [points at the man she just killed]
Oteri: No, that's the Berzerker! [points to a warrior riding up]

Palamon: I said I could learn something from you and I did. You are who you pretend to be. So you'd better pretend to be something you can live with.
Xena: Be careful, Palamon. We all eventually become what we pretend we are.

Petracles: When Xena and I met, we were very young. Neither of us knew what love was. We confused possesion for passion. We had to own each other. I was a little better at it than she was. I asked her to marry me because I thought that was the best way to conquer her.
Gabrielle: I bet you had a surprise coming!
Petracles: No, Gabrielle, it worked. She was mine. And when I realized I had her I didn't want her anymore.

Pompey: So why do they call you the ‘Warrior Princess?'
Xena: Because ‘Caesar' was taken.

Priestess of Mnemosyne: She is on her journey, Joxer. That Gabrielle is just an empty shell with no realization of her past.
Joxer: How'd you know my name?
Priestess of Mnemosyne: I have your memories ... ow.

Princess Diana: Tell me what to do to be a convincing Xena.
Gabrielle: Well for starters, stop crying.

Princess Diana: This is my round killing-thing.
Gabrielle: Chakram
Princess Diana: Bless you.

Rafe: What do you make of her?
Eldon: Trust me, Rafe, no man can make her.

Salesman: Meleager's murder weapon-- right here! An actual reproduction of the possible murder weapon, that was never found! Here you go, little lady-- the perfect souvenir for the occasion!
Xena: I'm not a little lady.

Salmoneus: Xena! I was just talking about you! Sort of.
Xena: Beauty contest!! You sent urgent word for us to see some underdressed, overdeveloped bimbos in a beauty contest!

Salmoneus:You! That's the little miss innocent who had me thrown in here in the first place.
Xena: She's my friend.
Salmoneus: (to Xena of Gabby) She's your friend. She's your friend?? You have a friend?? What is she, a warrior?
Gabrielle: Hey, back off! You wouldn't have been thrown here in the first place if you had kept your hands off my tomatoes.
[Xena looks questioningly at Salmoneus]
Salmoneus: I can explain that!

Satrina: Oh Xena, the moment I realized you were in command I was ecstatic. Of all the people I have studied you were the most complex, the most brilliant of minds I have defeated thus far. You see, Xena, I never did have that much in the way of muscle, never. But, I am a survivor and I have this incredible ability to put myself in my enemies head. So when I found myself in your custody I realized this was my one chance to learn from the best. That's why I couldn't allow you to see Borias that night. Oh yes, the night your son was born, you had just taken the Santra flower potion and Borias' army attacked.

Solan: Hades told me that in the Elysian Fields, you don't even know that you're dead. You just live the same day over and over, thinking your family's going to be home any minute, but they never come. The next morning, it just starts all over again.
Xena: That's so you don't miss the people you left behind.
Solan: If not missing you means not seeing you, I'd rather stay here. At least this way, I'd still get to be with you.