X-Men: Evolution quotes

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Toad: If you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that!

Toad: Just the type of girl that makes a guy want to... brush his teeth.
(about Scarlet Witch, after she forcefully snubs him.)

Toad: Oooh, beautiful and bad.
(at Scarlet Witch, after she hexes a number of pursuing troops.)

Train Driver: [to police officer, showing him Juggernaut in train] See, I told you. He jumped on at Roseburg and look at the size of him!
Officer: All right step on out here big guy! Nice and easy
Juggernaut: [sighs] You do not want to do this.
Officer: [takes his beating stick] Get out of there now and identify yourself!
Juggernaut: [puts on helmet] Hm, you want to know who I am? [gets up and jumps through roof of train car] Juggernaut! [pushes them aside and walks off]

Wolverine: [taking over training from Beast] The course has a new objective today.
New mutants: [collective groan]
Wolverine: It's called....Mutant Dodgeball.
New mutants: [collective cheer]
Iceman: Yes! I am so good at this game!
Wolverine: Oh, and extra credit for anyone who takes out the ice cube.
Iceman: What?!
Professor Xavier: Why the change of tactics, Logan?
Wolverine: Sometimes, you gotta let kids just be kids.

(Cyclops and Jean Grey show outright affection for each other.)
Shadowcat: Oh, man. Are they for real?
Nightcrawler: [imitating] "Jean, darling, please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love."
Shadowcat: "Oh, Scott... you have such a way with pastry..."

(Nightcrawler, along with Shadowcat, teleports into an attacking helicopter.)
Nightcrawler: Hi! I'm Nightcrawler, and this is Shadowcat.
Shadowcat: And this is your weapons system.
(Shadowcat phases through the controls, short-circuiting them.)
Both: (Waving.) Bye!

[After Nightcrawler teleports upside-down, but attains reception on the pocket television he is carrying.]
Nightcrawler: Oh, man! I'm trapped here!

[After the X-Men defeat the Juggernaut and save the dam.]
Senator: Er... what did they just do?
Storm: What they were trained to do: use their powers for good.

[After Toad accidentally slips into the sink.]
Toad: EW! I touched soap!