X-Men: Evolution quotes
180 total quotes[After Beast announces his pick of students for an impromptu field trip to Redwood Forest.]
Iceman: Me? But my grades are improving!
Beast: Uh-huh. With the speed of a glacier. You, too, Evan.
Spyke: Aw, come on, teach! Can't I do my studying somewhere else! Like going to the park! There's green stuff there!
(Beast looms in on Spyke in a mock-threatening way, cornering him by the door.)
Spyke: ...do these forests have sidewalks?
Iceman: Me? But my grades are improving!
Beast: Uh-huh. With the speed of a glacier. You, too, Evan.
Spyke: Aw, come on, teach! Can't I do my studying somewhere else! Like going to the park! There's green stuff there!
(Beast looms in on Spyke in a mock-threatening way, cornering him by the door.)
Spyke: ...do these forests have sidewalks?
[After Beast assigns the students to find five different types of rocks.]
Wolfsbane: Five samples. I guess a go getter like you will bring back ten.
Sunspot: Maybe twelve. You see, the first five are like a cake; the rest are like the icing. And I like icing.
Wolfsbane: I thought you were putting on a little weight.
Wolfsbane: Five samples. I guess a go getter like you will bring back ten.
Sunspot: Maybe twelve. You see, the first five are like a cake; the rest are like the icing. And I like icing.
Wolfsbane: I thought you were putting on a little weight.
[After Beast returns from his chaotic nightly rampage.]
Beast: I don't know what to say... I am so sorry about this.
Professor Xavier: Well, it was bound to happen.
Beast: What do you mean?
Professor Xavier: What was it the last time... You attended a drive-in movie, hidden in the bed of a pick-up truck?
Beast: I don't know what to say... I am so sorry about this.
Professor Xavier: Well, it was bound to happen.
Beast: What do you mean?
Professor Xavier: What was it the last time... You attended a drive-in movie, hidden in the bed of a pick-up truck?
[After Boom-Boom barges into the bathroom without knocking, effectively interrupting Toad.]
Toad: Great! I take one shower a month, and still I get no privacy!
Toad: Great! I take one shower a month, and still I get no privacy!
[After Sunspot finishes covering the X-Jet in an ample amount of branches.]
Wolfsbane: It was plenty camouflaged!
Sunspot: A few more branches couldn't hurt.
Wolfsbane: I smell overachiever issues.
Wolfsbane: It was plenty camouflaged!
Sunspot: A few more branches couldn't hurt.
Wolfsbane: I smell overachiever issues.
[Boom-Boom is selected first for the simulated cliff rescue operation, with Nightcrawler as the victim.]
Boom-Boom: Yeah! Look out below! Boom-Boom's bombing in!
Nightcrawler: I'm going to die...
(Boom-Boom is lowered to Nightcrawler's position.)
Boom-Boom: Hey, cutie!
Nightcrawler: Hi. I have to know: are you insane?
Boom-Boom: Yeah! Look out below! Boom-Boom's bombing in!
Nightcrawler: I'm going to die...
(Boom-Boom is lowered to Nightcrawler's position.)
Boom-Boom: Hey, cutie!
Nightcrawler: Hi. I have to know: are you insane?
[Cyclops and Nightcrawler are on a stake-out watching for the girls]
Nightcrawler: Blue Boy to Tracker One. Do you read? The pigeons are leaving the roost.
Cyclops: Kurt, I'm right here... and why are you talking like that?
Nightcrawler: Blue Boy to Tracker One. Do you read? The pigeons are leaving the roost.
Cyclops: Kurt, I'm right here... and why are you talking like that?
[The demons attack guests at the Bayville High Dance. One goes for Kurt and Amanda.]
Amanda: Kurt! Get us out of here!
Nightcrawler: How? We're trapped!
Amanda: Make us disappear! Hurry! I've seen you do it! Please!
Amanda: Kurt! Get us out of here!
Nightcrawler: How? We're trapped!
Amanda: Make us disappear! Hurry! I've seen you do it! Please!
[Wolverine and Nightcrawler escape from a pack of vicious reptilian demons in the "bamf" dimension.]
Wolverine: Well I'd say they were pretty hostile. Wouldn't you?
Wolverine: Well I'd say they were pretty hostile. Wouldn't you?