Toad: [chasing Nightcrawler] Come here, Wookiee boy! Come on, come over here, don't make me come up there, don't make me, oh, now you're starting to tick me off...

Toad:What is this, abuse the Toad day?

Wolverine [after Nightcrawler attempts to get pancakes]: ELF! [sighs] How many times do I gotta tell ya? Ask and it'll get passed to ya.
Nightcrawler: Sorry. I didn't want to interupt you. [teleports back in his chair]
Wolverine: That's better. Now mind your manners. [passes the pancakes to Nightcrawler]

Wolverine: (to Kurt, about Kitty) ... and keep an eye on the half-pint here.
Shadowcat: Hey!

Wolverine: Hey, when I give a demo, I give a demo.
Cyclops: A demo, as in "demolish", or "demonstration"?

Wolverine: I came back 'cause I thought I smelled trouble brewing. [glances at Toad] Of course, it could've just been stink-boy there...
Professor Xavier: I wish it was. Welcome home, old friend. We've missed you.

Wolverine: That's it half-pint, keep the ball away from the elf.

Wolverine: The vents were easily breached; gonna have to fix that. Maybe electrifiers, or poison gas sprayers.
Storm: Wolverine...
Wolverine: Alright, alright...knockout gas, then.
Shadowcat (shudders): Is it just me, or is anybody else, like, seriously freaked by all of this? (everyone stares at her) Oh. Right, it's just me? Great.
Nightcrawler: Relax, Kitty; you'll be fine. (he teleports next to her; she gasps) We're right beside you. (he teleports agains on the opposite side of her) Popcorn? (Shadowcat screams) Oops. Heh heh, sorry. Next time I'll honk before I 'port.
Shadowcat: Whatever. Look, guys, it's getting late. If it's no biggie, I'm gonna, like, drop out. (she phases through the floor)
Nightcrawler: Ah. She's fully not into the fuzzy dude. Not that I blame her.
Jean Grey (putting a hand on Nightcrawler's shoulder): Aw, she just needs some time, Kurt. She'll come around.

Wolverine: You caged the wrong animal, bub!
Scientist: Stop! This place is going to blow!
Wolverine: Let it! Kitty, leave!
Shadowcat: Not without you! (Nightcrawler teleports next to her and grabs her wrist)
Nightcrawler: No argument this time! (he and Shadowcat both teleport out of the labratory; Sabretooth appears behind Wolverine)
Wolverine: Project Weapon X has been terminated!
Season 2

(about Blob)
Quicksilver: If he slips, we're history! Death by blubberbomb!
Avalanche: Fastest way to the top's a straight line, Pietro.

[After Blob, lost on his first day in Bayville high, grabs Duncan.]
Blob: Hey, you! Where am I supposed to be?
Duncan: I don't know. How about a sideshow?

[After Cyclops, Spyke, Jean and Shadowcat recover Forge's projector.]
Cyclops: Step back. This is going to be messy.
Shadowcat: You know, I could just, like, phase through it and short it out quietly? [Cyclops and Spyke look at her blankly.] Oh, right. Forget I mentioned it. [to Jean] Like, what is it with guys and explosions anyway?

[After Nightcrawler teleports between Cyclops and Rogue in the middle of rehearsal.]
Nightcrawler: Whoa! Er... Tender moment here? Sorry to interrupt.
Rogue: I swear, he's like a... an annoying little brother!

[After Rogue accidentally knocks Kurt out and flees the scene, leaving Shadowcat alone with him.]
Shadowcat: Say something, Kurt! Please! Tease me, scare me, anything! Please...don't be dead... Come on, Kitty... okay, what would Wolverine do? I mean, besides dice up, like, half the landscape...

[After Toad, blown into the mansion by Storm's powers, meets Nightcrawler for the first time.]
Toad: Whoa! What are you, some kind of ratty plush toy?
Nightcrawler: The name's Nightcrawler, and at least I don't reek like unwashed lederhosen.
Toad: You blue-furred freak!