Max: [showing Mac how his term-paper website works.] For the dumb, billable links at the top, disguised as functions.
Mac: So they link without realizing.
Max: And I make a dollar. See, the point of the Internet is to make money off of stupid people.
Logan: I like how you think, Max.
Mac: That sound you hear is my idealism quietly shattering.
Max: That other sound you hear is my cynicism laughing at your idealism shattering.
Mac: Well, it won't be laughing when I crash your greedy little evil website.
Max: I'll be laughing when you try.
Mac: Will you? Maybe I'm in your trusted-host table already.
Logan: Should I get a camera? There's gotta be someone out there that'd pay to see this hot nerd-on-nerd action.

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