Veronica: [about two girls] New friends?
Logan: Yeah, from weightlifting class.
Veronica: Right! The only class you never miss. So, what - you guys, like, spot each other doing squat thrusts and stuff?
Logan: And have group sex in the showers. [Veronica scoffs] What is this, jealous?
Veronica: Oh, jealous would involve piano wire.
Logan: Oh. So what was that?
Veronica: That was mild annoyance at the fact that two gym buddies invite you to a party and you're there already, but whenever I want to do something interesting, you're busy.
Logan: You mean "interesting" like some fossil wheezing through a novel?
Veronica: First, Martin Amis isn't a fossil, and second, yes, it's college. We're supposed to expand our horizons past video games and binge drinking.
Logan: My horizons go slightly beyond that.
Veronica: Great. So, how about tonight we check out the art-major group show?
Logan: I'm busy? [she sighs] No, really, I have a class till ten, but if you come by afterwards, we could write on ourselves. Get real, uh... political.
Veronica: That's what a girl wants to hear: "Darling, do all the weird crap you like, just don't be late for the booty call."

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