Mac: This serves as a preemptive apology for the conversation that's about to take place. Okay, and... Beaver and I occasionally, you know, make out.
Veronica: I made out once, back in the day. I think he had me pinned up against a woolly mammoth.
Mac: So, not that I'm an expert in this stuff, but four months, typical high school boy - there should be some... under-the-bra action, no?
Veronica: Let me consult my 'Idiot's Guide to Wanton Behavior': basically, you're asking me because I'm the sluttiest person you know?
Mac: Um, "slutty" is your word choice. Mine was "worldly."
Veronica: So four months and nada?
Mac: Hand holding, kissing.
Veronica: Tongue?
Mac: Some tongue.
Veronica: Ass grabbing?
Mac: Helped me brush the dog hair off my pants once.

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