Paul: Where have you been?
Heidi: We have a whole lifetime for stories. Let's do this thing. [to priest] Lay it on me, preacher man.
Paul: Uh, I demand to know what you've been up to.
Heidi: I didn't ask you what you were doing for your bachelor party. And after finding whipped cream in your underwear, I think I was entitled.
Paul: You were entitled? You - the one who sexed up every wannabe rock star in southern California? You know, if I wanted to marry Tawny Kitaen, I would have gotten a nipple pierced.
Heidi: How can you say that to me? Like I would ever sex up a drummer. Lead singer, yes. Maybe the occasional guitar player...

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