Veronica: And how can I help you, sir?
Weevil: I need a favor.
Veronica: Ah, a favor - one of our specialties.
Weevil: I need you to bug the confessional at St. Mary's church.
Veronica: Um... I'm sorry. That's not on our menu. Maybe you should try "You're crazy" down the street?
Logan: [from the next table over] It's not just for him.
Veronica: Isn't this a very odd coincidence? Or, wait - are you guys, like, roomies now and he ate your peanut butter and now you're not speaking?
Logan: Funny you should bring up roomies, as I just lost one. I don't suppose you could help me find where Duncan disappeared?
Veronica: Ooh, sorry, one favor per customer.
Weevil: Uh, yeah, can we stay focused here? 'Cause if we're seen together by the wrong people, that would be bad.
Veronica: So, this is sneaking? I've got a pantomine-horse disguise you could use. Do either of you have any experience being a horse's ass?
Logan: Yeah, I'm glad my misfortunes amuse you.

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