Marcos: [as "Cap'n Krunk"] The winner of this week's "Cock of the Walk" Countdown -
Butters: [as "Imitation Crab"] Don't leave 'em hangin' Cap'n.
Marcos: It's Logan Echolls.
Butters: That's 40 weeks running.
Marcos: Rosemary's Baby: The Teen Years. If I was his mother, I'd kill myself, too. [splash sound effect]
Butters: Seriously, Cap'n, you name your daughter Roxie, and it's guaranteed at some point she'll be showing her cans for cash.
Marcos: I'm saving up for that very day.
Butters: Or get a varsity jacket and four liters of wine cooler and you can see 'em for free! Yeah, Becker's a date rapist, but in his defense, he's hideous and stupid, so meeting girls is hard.

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