Keith: What's up, honey?
Veronica: Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.
Keith: Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?
Veronica: This is a health class project. Come on, you're a man -- can you give him some pointers?
Keith: [sighs, walks over to bathroom door] Wallace?
Wallace: Yup?
Keith: You try turning the water on?
Wallace: Mmmm-hmmm.
Keith: Also, pinching your own nipples can sometimes work.
Veronica: [pushes her dad out of the room] Eww that's disgusting. I can't even look at you. [giggles]

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