Seth: "Get Marooned." Great. Another island-centric prom theme. Another year of double-digit IQ jocks laughing at their own jokes about getting "lei'd" as freshman hula girls put flowers around their necks.
Tad: I don't see anybody forcing you to buy tickets, queer bait.
Seth: I'm sorry. Am I giving away your best material?
Tad's Lackey: Isn't the gay prom next Friday in the Dog Beach men's room?
Seth: So I guess I'll see you there, sailor. [flicks Tad's collar]
Tad: Yo, what did you just say to me, Boy George?
Seth: Come on. The Navy? Cover my back, wingman. The rear admiral wants us to pound away with the 10-inch gun. I mean, isn't just joining the Navy alone gay enough to get you thrown out of the Navy?

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