Alan: [Reading a self-help book] Okay, name three things you would change about me.
Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address.
...
Charlie: The way you chew your food, the hair in your ears and your address.
Alan: That stopped being funny a week ago.
Charlie: Judges?
Berta: Still funny.
Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address.
...
Charlie: The way you chew your food, the hair in your ears and your address.
Alan: That stopped being funny a week ago.
Charlie: Judges?
Berta: Still funny.
Alan : [Reading a self-help book] Okay, name three things you would change about me.
Charlie : Your personality, your wardrobe and your address.
...
Charlie : The way you chew your food, the hair in your ears and your address.
Alan : That stopped being funny a week ago.
Charlie : Judges?
Berta : Still funny.
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