Charlie: Alan?
Alan: Yeah?
Charlie: Smack your kid for me.
Alan: Should we really risk more brain damage?
Jake: Thanks for sticking up for me, dad.
Alan: Oh, hey, you'll never guess who I ran into.
Jake: Kobe Bryant?
Alan: No.
Jake: Lauren Conrad?
Alan: No.
Jake: Sean "P. Diddy" Combs?
Alan: What is wrong with you?
Alan: Yeah?
Charlie: Smack your kid for me.
Alan: Should we really risk more brain damage?
Jake: Thanks for sticking up for me, dad.
Alan: Oh, hey, you'll never guess who I ran into.
Jake: Kobe Bryant?
Alan: No.
Jake: Lauren Conrad?
Alan: No.
Jake: Sean "P. Diddy" Combs?
Alan: What is wrong with you?
Charlie : Alan?
Alan : Yeah?
Charlie : Smack your kid for me.
Alan : Should we really risk more brain damage?
Jake : Thanks for sticking up for me, dad.
Alan : Oh, hey, you'll never guess who I ran into.
Jake : Kobe Bryant?
Alan : No.
Jake : Lauren Conrad?
Alan : No.
Jake : Sean "P. Diddy" Combs?
Alan : What is wrong with you?
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