Alan: Oh, Charlie. Your penis is no match for my technology.
[Charlie enters Alan's room]
Charlie: OK, I know what you're doing, now quit it!
Alan: What I'm doing? Whatever do you mean?
Charlie: You're text-blocking me.
Alan: Hey, I can't help it if Chelsea finds me witty and urbane.
Charlie: Keep it up, and she's gonna find you bloody and homeless.
[Charlie enters Alan's room]
Charlie: OK, I know what you're doing, now quit it!
Alan: What I'm doing? Whatever do you mean?
Charlie: You're text-blocking me.
Alan: Hey, I can't help it if Chelsea finds me witty and urbane.
Charlie: Keep it up, and she's gonna find you bloody and homeless.
Alan : Oh, Charlie. Your penis is no match for my technology.
[Charlie enters Alan's room]
Charlie : OK, I know what you're doing, now quit it!
Alan : What I'm doing? Whatever do you mean?
Charlie : You're text-blocking me.
Alan : Hey, I can't help it if Chelsea finds me witty and urbane.
Charlie : Keep it up, and she's gonna find you bloody and homeless.
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