[Chelsea and Charlie are on their way to the movies]
Chelsea: Did you ask if he wants to go to the movies with us?
Charlie: No.
Chelsea: Why not?
Charlie: Because he's a ticking time bomb and we don't wanna be in the car with him when he goes off!
Chelsea: Come on, he's breaking my heart. Staying home all alone on a Friday night.
Charlie: Don't worry. You know how they say you can be alone, but not lonely?
Chelsea: Yeah?
Charlie: Well, Alan's kinda the opposite. He's always lonely, but he's never alone.
Chelsea: He's going through a tough time. Your brother should be surrounded by friends and family.
Charlie: My brother should be surrounded by a SWAT team.
Chelsea: Please. For me?
Charlie: Chelsea, we agreed that you only get one of those a month. Are you sure you wanna waste it on Alan?
Chelsea: Did you ask if he wants to go to the movies with us?
Charlie: No.
Chelsea: Why not?
Charlie: Because he's a ticking time bomb and we don't wanna be in the car with him when he goes off!
Chelsea: Come on, he's breaking my heart. Staying home all alone on a Friday night.
Charlie: Don't worry. You know how they say you can be alone, but not lonely?
Chelsea: Yeah?
Charlie: Well, Alan's kinda the opposite. He's always lonely, but he's never alone.
Chelsea: He's going through a tough time. Your brother should be surrounded by friends and family.
Charlie: My brother should be surrounded by a SWAT team.
Chelsea: Please. For me?
Charlie: Chelsea, we agreed that you only get one of those a month. Are you sure you wanna waste it on Alan?
[Chelsea and Charlie are on their way to the movies]
Chelsea : Did you ask if he wants to go to the movies with us?
Charlie : No.
Chelsea : Why not?
Charlie : Because he's a ticking time bomb and we don't wanna be in the car with him when he goes off!
Chelsea : Come on, he's breaking my heart. Staying home all alone on a Friday night.
Charlie : Don't worry. You know how they say you can be alone, but not lonely?
Chelsea : Yeah?
Charlie : Well, Alan's kinda the opposite. He's always lonely, but he's never alone.
Chelsea : He's going through a tough time. Your brother should be surrounded by friends and family.
Charlie : My brother should be surrounded by a SWAT team.
Chelsea : Please. For me?
Charlie : Chelsea, we agreed that you only get one of those a month. Are you sure you wanna waste it on Alan?
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