[Alan is in the kitchen with his ventriloquist dummy]
Charlie: Alan?
Alan: Yeah?
Charlie: You're starting to scare the crap out of me.
Alan: Oh, oh, this? This is, uh, just a new hobby. Uh, Charlie, say hello to Danny O'Day. [as Danny]: Howdy do, Charlie?
Charlie: That's not a hobby. That's a cry for help.
Alan: Oh, come on, Charlie, play along. [as Danny]: So, Charlie, how did you sleep last night?
Charlie: With a woman, Alan. Something you need to do before this gets out of hand. [leaves]
Alan [as Danny]: Wow. He's got a stick where I've got your hand.
Charlie: Alan?
Alan: Yeah?
Charlie: You're starting to scare the crap out of me.
Alan: Oh, oh, this? This is, uh, just a new hobby. Uh, Charlie, say hello to Danny O'Day. [as Danny]: Howdy do, Charlie?
Charlie: That's not a hobby. That's a cry for help.
Alan: Oh, come on, Charlie, play along. [as Danny]: So, Charlie, how did you sleep last night?
Charlie: With a woman, Alan. Something you need to do before this gets out of hand. [leaves]
Alan [as Danny]: Wow. He's got a stick where I've got your hand.
[Alan is in the kitchen with his ventriloquist dummy]
Charlie : Alan?
Alan : Yeah?
Charlie : You're starting to scare the crap out of me.
Alan : Oh, oh, this? This is, uh, just a new hobby. Uh, Charlie, say hello to Danny O'Day. [as Danny] : Howdy do, Charlie?
Charlie : That's not a hobby. That's a cry for help.
Alan : Oh, come on, Charlie, play along. [as Danny] : So, Charlie, how did you sleep last night?
Charlie : With a woman, Alan. Something you need to do before this gets out of hand. [leaves]
Alan [as Danny] : Wow. He's got a stick where I've got your hand.
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