Charlie: Hey, Berta, where do we keep the spaghetti strainer thingy?
Berta: It's called a colander. What do you need it for?
Charlie: It's not for me. It's for Chelsea.
Berta: OK, what kind of Martha Stewart freak show you got going on up there?
Berta: It's called a colander. What do you need it for?
Charlie: It's not for me. It's for Chelsea.
Berta: OK, what kind of Martha Stewart freak show you got going on up there?
Charlie : Hey, Berta, where do we keep the spaghetti strainer thingy?
Berta : It's called a colander. What do you need it for?
Charlie : It's not for me. It's for Chelsea.
Berta : OK, what kind of Martha Stewart freak show you got going on up there?
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