[Charlie and Jake are having dinner at Janine's house]
Charlie: Listen, buddy, you're gonna have to make yourself scarce. Maybe take a cab home.
Jake: You take a cab home. I'm doing great!
Charlie: How do you figure?
Jake: You blind? First base off the top of my head, second base in my ear...
Charlie: Listen to me, knucklehead, that woman's gotta be ten years older than you.
Jake: So? You're like, fifteen years older than her! Step aside, Grandpa.
Charlie: Listen, buddy, you're gonna have to make yourself scarce. Maybe take a cab home.
Jake: You take a cab home. I'm doing great!
Charlie: How do you figure?
Jake: You blind? First base off the top of my head, second base in my ear...
Charlie: Listen to me, knucklehead, that woman's gotta be ten years older than you.
Jake: So? You're like, fifteen years older than her! Step aside, Grandpa.
[Charlie and Jake are having dinner at Janine's house]
Charlie : Listen, buddy, you're gonna have to make yourself scarce. Maybe take a cab home.
Jake : You take a cab home. I'm doing great!
Charlie : How do you figure?
Jake : You blind? First base off the top of my head, second base in my ear...
Charlie : Listen to me, knucklehead, that woman's gotta be ten years older than you.
Jake : So? You're like, fifteen years older than her! Step aside, Grandpa.
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