Alan: I don't care if I never inherit this house.
Charlie: Uh, uh... excuse me? You ain't seen this new will, huh?
Alan: What new will?
Charlie: Just in case tragedy strikes, be prepared to clear your crap out of here in 48 hours.
Alan: (After realizing he's going to move out when Charlie dies) Son of a bitch!
Charlie: Uh, uh... excuse me? You ain't seen this new will, huh?
Alan: What new will?
Charlie: Just in case tragedy strikes, be prepared to clear your crap out of here in 48 hours.
Alan: (After realizing he's going to move out when Charlie dies) Son of a bitch!
Alan : I don't care if I never inherit this house.
Charlie : Uh, uh... excuse me? You ain't seen this new will, huh?
Alan : What new will?
Charlie : Just in case tragedy strikes, be prepared to clear your crap out of here in 48 hours.
Alan : (After realizing he's going to move out when Charlie dies) Son of a bitch!
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