Alan [on the phone, wearing a dress]: Yes, yes, my car has been stolen. Yes, just now. If-- if you can hurry, you can... sure, I'll hold.
Evelyn: Why am I not surprised? Did it have to be my red chiffon?
Evelyn: Why am I not surprised? Did it have to be my red chiffon?
Alan [on the phone, wearing a dress] : Yes, yes, my car has been stolen. Yes, just now. If-- if you can hurry, you can... sure, I'll hold.
Evelyn : Why am I not surprised? Did it have to be my red chiffon?
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